Quote- from cross-dresser Mike's ex "I was lucky to get out of that hellish marrige with the clothes on my back".

Hugh "I know you" Bourbon Burk refusing to play Santa this year. Wants new contract and someone to come into his business.

"Hollywood" Harry Watling has new coins to distribute to his favorite bar maids for "favors".

This page will be reserved for the unusual behavior or low acts by club members.

NEWS FLASH-AL GORE EATEN BY LAST POLAR BEAR ON EARTH.

PRES. OBAMA MAKES DEAL WITH RIGHT WING WACKOS, HE WILL ATTEND A SONS OF ED WOOD MOVIE IF THEY FUND ACORN AND RUSH LIMBAUGH COMES IN A BERKA, VEEP BIDEN SAYS "I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY BERKA". POL POT PELOSI WILL BE THERE IF SHE CAN SHOW SHE HAS A BETTER "RACK" THAN SARAH "ROUGE THIS" PALIN. CHAPLAIN HARRY JUST WANTS TO BE THE "RACK" INSPECTOR. JOHN MCLAME & HAPPLESS HARRY REID WILL PROVIDE THE "STIMULUS"

DUMKOPF SHMITT OFF TO SEA AGAIN, THE 9TH TIME HE HAS RETIRED FROM HIS CHIEF OF SOMETHING POSITION.

JACK SKULLS SEEN WITH RED SOX "ROPE' IN HAND NEXT TO BIG MAPLE AFTER LOSING BIG BET TO JANICE "LONGSHOT" RIEHLE

COMING SOON "CLADDAGH CONFESSIONS" WITH THE BAR MAIDS TELLING "ALL" SIZZLING!!!!!!

"HOLLYWOOD" HARRY WATLING GOT A "SENSATION" LAST WEEK AFTER DOLING OUT A "LOVE COIN"

JOE MACDONALD'S PHOTO OF HIM WITH OBAMA IS NOW AT THE OLDE INN, HE IS PLANNING A FUNDRAISER WITH VAN JONES & REV. WRIGHT AT THE CLADDAGH IN THE NEAR FUTURE

TERRY "THOR JOHNSON" CLEN ADMITS HE CAN'T MAKE  IT WITHOUT RICHIE'S HELPING HIM, SCOTTIE SAID "THANK GOD FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE RICHIE BECAUSE HE IS A LOST HUMAN BEING WITHOUT YOU" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW PERVERTED ACTS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING COLLECTED FOR 2009-10 SEASON DEVELOPING

"Black Jack" Connell awaits every new showing he is the first one at the pub, Eileen doesn't share his feelings.

Kathy wants more violence and nudity in the films!!!

Jack Skulls not dating now can't decide his sexuality. Keeps watching "Glen and Glenda". CAN'T PLAY DARTS EITHER.

*********Some acts of perversion and decadence too intense to post  on this web site***********

NOTABLE HISTORICAL EVENTS OF THE SONS

NOVEMBER 27TH SONS OF ED WOOD HAVE HACKED INTO SECERT EMAILS FROM  Climate Gate TO reveal Michael Mann of Pennsylvania State University and the University of East Anglia have "cooked up" the whole global warming lie. ONLY JACK "SKULLS" AND AL GORE BELIEVE THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING.

April 2009 Pres. Obama issues Presidential Decrees condeming Somali Priates and The Sons Of Ed Wood. "The Sons" relate to Obama that we can take care of the "Somali Navy" in short order, we have "balls" among other things.

2007 Seamus " Aargh " Healey was exellent playing flute out of nose during singing of " Truck Driving Man" what talent. See side picture with " Black Jack" Connell in Paddy's Pig, 1932 MG

2006 Pres. G. Bush adds Sons of Ed Wood to "Axis of Evil" club celebrates new distinction.

QUOTE of the month 2000 "A pubic hair will tow a battleship." Bill Clinton.